Wax On, Wax Off

Hello again. Long time, no blog, I know. We had technical difficulties here at casa de teacher, preceded by writer's block from hell. I apologize to my readers (all of what, two , maybe three?) for my absence. This afternoon's post won't be too racy, sadly. And yet, I find it a pressing matter in my mind. Something has got to be better than shaving your bikini area!

Don't get me wrong: the actual act of shaving can be quite sensual, as I found out Friday night with Sir. Perhaps it was meant to be a lesson in trust, or maybe one in obedience. In any case, we followed a delightfully playful session in his garden tub (should be required by building codes in all homes across the nation) with me, on my hands and knees in the tub, ass in the air, and Sir with a razor in hand. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the definition of trust: letting someone else take a sharp razor that close to your clitoris. And Sir did a marvelous job grooming me, I must say. Not a drop of blood was shed! (This, I admit, was my biggest concern - I've heard horror stories of bikini-scaping gone terribly wrong.) He shaved almost every bit of me bare, leaving just the cutest tuft of a landing strip at the top of my pussy. I almost had pictures for you, too.... One day, I promise!

So, what's the problem with shaving, especially if it is such an erotic experience? Well, as I stand in front of my class today, trying with every fiber of my being to NOT scratch, let me tell you, all of these five million teensie-weensie little tushie hairs itch when they grow back in! Oh, sweet mother of God! I found myself running to the bathroom in between classes just so I could discreetly SCRATCH. I assure you, I have no bugs. No rashes. Just hairs growing back. Everywhere (except for the cutest little tuft of a landing strip just above my pussy). I'm thinking that there has to be a better way (because I just can't imagine millions of porn stars scratching furiously two days after a bikini shave).

In a moment of frank girl-talk, I asked my sister-in-law "after you wax, does it itch when everything starts to grow back?" Sister-in-law (SIL, here after), being a fond supporter of waxing, swears that not only does waxing eliminate grow-back itching completely, but it also reduces the amount of hair to grow back. And, let's face it: I'm so hairy, I wasn't born, I was coughed up - much as a cat coughs up a hair-ball.

Hell... if I enjoy having my pussy smacked and swatted, surely I can't use the pain of waxing as an excuse to not wax... right? Unfortunately, at the moment, a professional bikini wax isn't in the budget. In fact, an eyebrow wax isn't even in the budget. But since I like that cute little tuft of a landing strip, I'm open to suggestions. ;)